Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so they want to go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call most trusted babysitter. When babysitter arrives, children already sleep in beds. Babysitter just sits around and make sure everything good with children. Later that night, babysitter gets bored and goes to read Marx, but she can't read downstairs because there's no electricity (parents didn't want children reading Marx all night long). So, she calls parents and asks if she can get candles to read Marx in their room. Of course, parents say it okay, but babysitter has one final request. She ask if she could cover up Lenin statue outside the bedroom window with blanket or cloth because it makes her nervous. Phone line is silent for a moment, then father who say "Take children and get out of house. We will call militia. There is no Lenin statue." Militia finds all three house occupants dead because KGB kill them for trying to cover Lenin statue. Then militia arrest parents for not having Lenin statue. Such is life in Russia.
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